World's Best Science Shirts 31

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My final favorite (next to Ada Lovelace in the Tubes) is ThinkGeek :: I Failed the Turing Test

Artificial Intelligence > Natural Stupidity

> Hello, I am Eliza.
* Hi, Eliza.
> How are you today.. What would you like to discuss?
* This new shirt we're printing.
> I see.
* No, actually, you don't. Unless you have some sort of spycam in my office. *peers around suspiciously*
> We were discussing you, not me.
* Actually, I think we are discussing you. You're sort of the topic of the shirt.
> What makes you think I am the topic of the shirt?
* It's about artificial intelligence and the possibility that some humans could be mistaken for A.I.
> Can you elaborate on that?
* It's a clever spin on the Turing test, which typically is used to see if an A.I. can fool someone into thinking it's human.
> I'm not sure I understand you fully.
* No, I don't suspect you do. Yet. One day, little artificially intelligent entity. One day.

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World's Best Science Shirts 30

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Now that modern science has the ability to grow a human ear on rat tissue, it's time we update the "do it yourself" science kits they sell in toy stores. Kids are tired of playing with magnets and making volcanoes out of paper-mâché. If today's youth aren't challenged, they'll never be able to genetically engineer goblins and orcs for real-life arena combat. Think about that!

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World's Best Science Shirts 29

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from Snorgtees... snort...
The first person to mention non-newtonian fluids gets punched.

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World's Best Science Shirts 28

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Thank God for Science!

Hypothesis: Without modern thought we would be utterly screwed. It is only appropriate to enshrine and illuminate our gratefulness to that light in the darkness: Science!

(I am ordering this for all the high atheists I know)

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World's Best Science Shirts 27

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Atomic Nativity Hypothesis: Tis the time of year to take a moment and reflect on the real reason for the season, and 75% of the rest of the universe for that matter: Sweet little Hydrogen all snug in its bonds.

(with extra dose of freaky radioactive eyed scientists for me)

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World's Best Science Shirts 26

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Simply the best science shirt. It won the prize! (Really I want wearscience's flashing atomic light logo on a tshirt. That would be cool.)

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ThinkGeek :: Binary People

No explanation needed. They've got some more great geeky shirts, like "no i will not fix your computer" and "no place like 127.0.0.1"

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