Apologies to my Eldest - Young Woman Not So Wasted

Not that I'm going to wallow in motherhood here. This is a place of sharp & bitter commentary. Just remember that I called you first to explain that it's not personal no matter what I say about young women. It's an opinionated opinion formed by you, me and everything else around me. My first thoughts were to say please don't ever think badly of you or me because of my sharp tongue. For my next icon: introducing mother in law's tongues aka the snake plant!